Saturday, January 2, 2021

Saturday, Jan. 2nd, 2021

Good morning everyone or anyone who happens to check in my blog. It seems that I'm losing friends. Oh well, I'm here this morning. Yesterday at noon my phones went down and they were out went I went to bed at 11:00pm. I was able to get Bell Facebook and a wonderful guy named Francis chatted with me. He said that he would help but it might take 24 to 48 hrs to help. Well surprise when I woke up my phones were up & going. Francis later informed me that he got them quickly to fix the problem. Thank you Francis.


A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger gal at his side...

told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over.'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We will take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check.I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I will write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I will pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.' Yaba Daba.

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count.

The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor asked, "What was the problem?" The elderly man said, "Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. I tried with my left hand... nothing. So my wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth... nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth... still nothing. The doctor replied, "Wait a minute, did you say your wife's friend too?!" The elderly man answered, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup."


 When I was younger I had a fairy godmother who granted me one wish.

She said I can either have a long penis or a long memory.

I forgot my response.

                        Have a Wonderful day.

Cruisin Paul



  1. I'm sure you're not losing friends paul. It's new years. Those of us that made it to midnight are still recovering in our old Good to hear you phones are back up. didn't realize people still called each other. Happy New Year!

    1. Ya, I didn't realize that you older guys had a rough time after drinking some milk. I hope that you back to normal. LOL Happy New Year Tim.

  2. Its probably the New Year celebration and the break our blogging friends may be taking. I am sure your friends will be back soon. Thanks for the funny old folks jokes.

    1. I hope so Nancy. I have you original friends and I'm going to keep going on my blog even I only have one person. LOL

  3. Well done to Francis 👍

    Hope all is ok where you are Pauleo we are back in lockdown yet again :-(

    I liked all the jokes thx for the giggles :-)

    Have a safetastic week and keep smiling :-)

    PS: Your added to my linkytastic linky 👍

    1. So sorry about the lockdown. We've in on lockdown since Christmas. It seems this will continue for awhile. Keep safe Steveo.


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