Good, good morning everyone. Yes, it is a very good morning. Thanks to a new blogger friend, Mike who understands more about this blogging thingy, helped me changing something in my blog that now allows my friends and easy way to get into my blog. Happy days. Thanks Mike.

This weekend we are to have much more SNOW. Yes, I want this snow, I want to see this snow and I plan to get outside in this snow. I've been stuck inside of this house and I want some freedom.

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Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" That, my friends, is a positive attitude!

Doctor: "You look exhausted." Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."

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Q: What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? A: "Some asshole has my pen!"

 
The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby." The smiling husband said, "I bet you say that to all new parents." "No," she replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking." The husband again asked "So what do you say to the others?" The nurse replied, "The baby looks just like you."

 

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Cruisin Paul

                          Cayman Islands