Well my friends, this morning is a new day. The sun is out, it's warmer the yesterday, 30 degrees from 29 degrees. LOL Watching the TV still bothers me but things will get better. It has to. So, lets get laughing.
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My grandfather was riding a horse yesterday and it's leg broke/ So he decided to shoot it.
Everyone else on the Carousel started freaking out though.
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My grandpa says I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
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Little Johnny's grandfather comes home from a doctor's appointment.
As he enters the house, he sees a
bucket in the middle of the floor. He says to Little Johnny. "Johnny,
why is there is a bucket on the floor?"
Little Johnny says, "Just kick off to the side, grandpa." and Grandpa does.
"Yay, we're going to Disneyland" Little Johnny exclaims.
"What? Why?" grandpa asks.
So Little Johnny says, "Last night I heard Dad say to Mom, 'We're going to Disneyland only when that old man kicks the bucket'".
Little Johnny says, "Just kick off to the side, grandpa." and Grandpa does.
"Yay, we're going to Disneyland" Little Johnny exclaims.
"What? Why?" grandpa asks.
So Little Johnny says, "Last night I heard Dad say to Mom, 'We're going to Disneyland only when that old man kicks the bucket'".
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Cruisin Paul
Grands are grand, or so i have been told. Thanks for the funnies!
ReplyDeleteI love being a grandfather. My two grandchildren, Emily & Cole are the wonder of my life. Mimi, you will love it when the time comes.
DeleteI will have to wait to find out what it is like to be a grandmother.
ReplyDeleteI bet that you'll love it Nancy. I love it and enjoy being a grandfather. I miss the because of the Covid.
DeleteLove the funnies. I get away with so much since getting old. How many grndkids you have running around?
ReplyDeletehave a good one
Well Tim, I have three but I only see two of them. My son hasn't come to see us for 7 years so that it means that I haven't seen my other grandson for a long time.
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ReplyDeleteLOL now they made me chuckle poor grandad they must be heavier than the actual clock :-)
ReplyDeleteHope your doing OK and keeping safe and happy :-)
Have a swingtastic safe week Pauleo 😷😷😷
I'll have to check and see if my grandfather clock has the same as mine. LOL Have a great day Steveo.
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