Good evening my friends. Because I'm a Canadian, I'll try to be careful of what I'm going to say. I never thought I'd ever see the day that a country experienced a political coup but it happened in the United States. That's all I will say. Now lets have a funny stuff.
My grandma told me this joke and I felt like I needed to share it.
While shopping in a food store, two
nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other,
"Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer
evening?"
The second nun answered "Indeed it would Sister, but I wouldn't feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain that it would cause a scene at the checkout counter."
"I can handle that without a problem" she replied as she picked up a six pack and headed for the checkout.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six pack of beer.
"We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "A shampoo, of sorts, if you will."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said "The curlers are on the house."
The second nun answered "Indeed it would Sister, but I wouldn't feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain that it would cause a scene at the checkout counter."
"I can handle that without a problem" she replied as she picked up a six pack and headed for the checkout.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six pack of beer.
"We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "A shampoo, of sorts, if you will."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said "The curlers are on the house."
My grandma is still hot.
We just got her back from the crematory.
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How do you make your grandma lose 2 kg ?
You empty the urn
My grandma had dementia in her later years and would tell me this joke every time I saw her: When your appendix is removed it’s called an appendectomy. When your uterus is removed it’s called a hysterectomy. What’s it called when you have a growth removed from your head?
A haircut. (And she’d laugh every time! I miss her terribly.)
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Cruisin Paul
Thanks for the smiles, i needed them.
ReplyDeleteSmile Mimi. Things will get better my friend. Keep your head up high.
DeleteI am not proud of my country. I am embarrassed. Thankfully they did not win. Thankfully someone got the big fat orange man to tell them to stop on twitter.AFTER telling them to storm our capitol. The fat orange one is the Anti-Christ. I so wish I could leave this country but no country will take americans who are retired sadly. New Zealand wants so much money for us to come. Canada simply says no you aren't welcome. We have tried. It's all a sad state of affairs from a racist pig and his uneducated followers. They do not like him for what he has done while in office, nothing besides incite. They like him for their shared hatred. Simple as that. Simple as they are mentally. Sad sad day here. Thank you Paul for your kindness and your giggles today!
ReplyDeleteAs I said to Mimi, keep your head up high. You are the great Americans that made this country great and don't forget that. I'll let you & Rick come into Canada any time. Smile Peg.
DeleteMaybe I should try remembering the words for the prayer. Lol! Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteNancy I pray every day that there is a change. Thanks.
DeleteLOL they made me smile Pauleo need it were on yet another lockdown this one will get lifted too soon too probably arrgghh!
ReplyDeleteStay safe and keep smiling Pauleo (ºั╰╯ºั)
Have a safetastic week 👍 😷😷😷
I'll try to keep smiling my friend. You too.
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