I'm noticing that I'm losing bloggers. Is it me? Is the type of blog I'm doing is just not interesting? I've been thinking about my blog and is it good enough for people? I have 3 or 4 of my blogger friends who are always reading my blog. Thank you for you constantly reading my blog. Every once in a while I question, maybe I should just quit. I'm 71 years old. Maybe it's time to say bye, bye yet I enjoy doing my blog. I enjoy having my friends, Steveo, Peg, Mimi, Nancy and Trippin Tim. I take deep breath and say to myself, I'll continue. I wonder if all bloggers feel this once in awhile? Let me know.
The blonde was heading out to the grocery store...
Half an hour later the blonde came in the door carrying four cartons of juice. "There's eight more in the car," she said.
"Why in the world did you buy 12 quarts??" asked her roommate.
"They had eggs."
They said a mask was enough to go to the grocery store.
A husband and wife were grocery shopping
"What are you doing?" asks the wife
"They're on sale, only 10 bucks for 24 cans"
"Put them back, we can't afford them" the wife responded.
Later on, she puts a $20 jar of face cream in the cart.
"What are you doing?" asked the husband.
"It's my face cream, it makes me look beautiful" she responded.
"Yea, so does the 24 cans of beer and it's half the price!"
We haven't heard from the husband since. RIP
A man was at the grocery store
She smiles and says hello.
The man is puzzled and can't recall where he knows her from.
He says, "Do you know me?"
The woman replies, "You’re the father of one of my kids."
The man's mind is racing and he goes back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife.
He says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with a wet cucumber?"
She pauses and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s elementary teacher."