Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Wednesday Cold & Snowy

I'm noticing that I'm losing bloggers. Is it me? Is the type of blog I'm doing is just not interesting? I've been thinking about my blog and is it good enough for people? I have 3 or 4 of my blogger friends who are always reading my blog. Thank you for you constantly reading my blog. Every once in a while I question, maybe I should just quit. I'm 71 years old. Maybe it's time to say bye, bye yet I enjoy doing my blog. I enjoy having my friends, Steveo, Peg, Mimi, Nancy and Trippin Tim. I take deep breath and say to myself, I'll continue. I wonder if all bloggers feel this once in awhile? Let me know.

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The blonde was heading out to the grocery store...

...when her roommate said, "Hey, buy a quart of orange juice. And if they have eggs, get a dozen."

Half an hour later the blonde came in the door carrying four cartons of juice. "There's eight more in the car," she said.

"Why in the world did you buy 12 quarts??" asked her roommate.
"They had eggs."
 

 

They said a mask was enough to go to the grocery store.

They lied. Everyone else had clothes on
 
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A husband and wife were grocery shopping

A husband and wife were grocery shopping. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife
"They're on sale, only 10 bucks for 24 cans"
"Put them back, we can't afford them" the wife responded.

Later on, she puts a $20 jar of face cream in the cart.
"What are you doing?" asked the husband.
"It's my face cream, it makes me look beautiful" she responded.
"Yea, so does the 24 cans of beer and it's half the price!"

We haven't heard from the husband since. RIP
 
 
 

 
 

A man was at the grocery store

when he suddenly notices an attractive woman waving at him.



She smiles and says hello.

The man is puzzled and can't recall where he knows her from.

He says, "Do you know me?"

The woman replies, "You’re the father of one of my kids."

The man's mind is racing and he goes back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife.

He says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with a wet cucumber?"





She pauses and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s elementary teacher."
 
 

 
 

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Cruisin Paul

 

12 comments:

  1. Paul, some on my blog said they too can't get to your blog. You sent me a different link and that helps me most days. Not every day. So I bet everyone is having an issue getting to your blog but why? I don't think you lost them because of you, but because they can't get to your site. If you find the reason for that, that will be your answer I'm sure of it. xo

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    1. Thanks Peg. I'll check in about that problem. Wow, you finally got into my blog. I prayed that you would.

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  2. OK Paul, here's what I figured out. I can't get to your blog. I go to an error page. The link to your blog uses HTTP and not HTTPS. When I copied your link - http://cruisinpaul.blogspot.com/ - and manually put the S in the URL, everything worked. So go to your settings and and turn on 'HTTPS redirect' and see if that helps.

    This is what I get in the URL bar when it fails. - http://www12.widgetserver.com/?tm=1&subid4=1611780311.0010741555&kw=RON+-+removing+from+preset&KW1=Dedicated%20Server%20USA&KW2=Dedicated%20Server%20Asia&KW3=Dedicated%20Server%20Europe&searchbox=0&domainname=0&backfill=0

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    1. Thanks Mike. I tried it and we'll see if it works but since I'm really smart with this stuff it might not work.

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  3. If you enjoy posting your blog, keep doing it, and i will keep reading and enjoying it!

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    1. I do enjoy it especially for people like you Mimi. Thank you.

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  4. Hello Paul, I think it is not that your post is not interesting. I used to have problem getting to your blog but now I have found a way to keep visiting your blog. If other things do not work, maybe you can try by copying and placing your post url link on the comments when you visit other blogs.

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  5. Please do not give up blogging if you enjoy it. I find your posts interesting and very entertaining.

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  6. I don't know why that was blocking access. I looked at mine and it wasn't turned either but it is now. Maybe people had trouble getting to mine and I didn't know it.

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    1. All know Mike is that after you helped me, it changed. Once again my friend, thank you for your help.

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