Saturday, January 30, 2021

Good, good morning everyone. Yes, it is a very good morning. Thanks to a new blogger friend, Mike who understands more about this blogging thingy, helped me changing something in my blog that now allows my friends and easy way to get into my blog. Happy days. Thanks Mike.

This weekend we are to have much more SNOW. Yes, I want this snow, I want to see this snow and I plan to get outside in this snow. I've been stuck inside of this house and I want some freedom.

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Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" That, my friends, is a positive attitude!


Doctor: "You look exhausted." Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."

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Q: What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? A: "Some asshole has my pen!"


 

The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby." The smiling husband said, "I bet you say that to all new parents." "No," she replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking." The husband again asked "So what do you say to the others?" The nurse replied, "The baby looks just like you."


 




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Cruisin Paul


                          Cayman Islands
 

10 comments:

  1. Oh yes, Paul. I can now access your blog as before. I hope your blog friends will be back visiting your blog again. Good doctors and nurses jokes. Hope you get to enjoy the snow. Stay warm and stay safe.

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    1. Good morning Nancy. The snow started early but not as heavy as I thought. Oh well, I'll enjoy the day.

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  2. Hey dear! i loved the post and already followed your blog! I want invite you to visit and follow mine back ! <3

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    1. Thank you for checking my blog out. I will definitely check your's out.

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  3. Enjoy your snow, i enjoyed your blog! Yes, i can access it on more than just my very old tablet now.

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  4. Glad you're happy with your snow.
    I don't feel the same, but I've got a snow day :-)

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    1. Well Peg, we didn't get the snow that we were told. New York is getting the heavy snow that I wanted. Oh whoa is me. LOL

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  5. Glad you got your blog sorted Pauleo :-)

    I hope you got to play in the snow because from what I gathered you want the snow LOL :-)

    I enjoyed your jokes Pauleo and I wouldn't like to be treated by that nurse I want to keep my testacles thankss very much haha!

    Have a snowytastic week Pauleo and stay safe even in the snow 😷😷😷

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    1. I agree with you Steveo. I think we both wantr to keep our testacles. LOL

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