Good afternoon friends. After lunch my wife and I with my friend Ron went out into our backs looking for the post that would tells us our location to our land post. Our builder once again screwed us up and wouldn't help us.The idiot. After setting up other posts we were succeeded in finding the location but were unable to find the other. After digging for a long time we realized that building homes in the location they probably dug the entire of the post. At least we found the one that I needed.

Thanks to my friend Ron,  he was the saviour.

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Medical exam

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor. "No! No! .... Just stick out your tongue!"

 

 

Alzheimer's Test

How fast can you guess these words?
1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM


Answers:

1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

Well, you don't have alzheimers, but you are a pervert

 

 

Hunting accident

Two oldtimers Bill and Ted, are out in the woods hunting deer, having a few beers and remembering days gone by.

Suddenly Bill clutches his chest "Aaarh my heart, I think I'm dying, help Ted" and down he goes, out cold no pulse.

Ted grabs his phone and hits 911 "help, I'm in the woods and my pal just dropped dead, what should I do?".
The operator answers "OK sir don't panic, first thing to do is make sure he's actually dead"

"OK give me a second"

BANG

"Right, now he's definitely dead...what next?".

 

 

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Cruisin Paul