Saturday, March 20, 2021

Good afternoon friends. My wife & I went to Windsor to see our new Gazebo for our patio. We found one around $900 plus the cost of $600 to put it together at Lowes which I thought was fair. She wanted to go to Home Depot also to see what they had. No one came to assist us so we left but did see their sheds. They were lousy so we might get one from Costco. Still haven't got the painters to do their job in the basement. That's the way life is now. can't get upset. Doesn't matter if you get upset.

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Sweet Aroma

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"


The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."


The theater erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming! "You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"

The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget
my line?"

"No!" screamed the director. " You forgot the rose !"
 

 

 



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Cruisin Paul

 



11 comments:

  1. Thanks for the funnies, friend!

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    1. I'm so happy that we are friends Mimi. That word friend makes my day. Thanks.

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  2. I used to go to Home Depot all the time. Now I go to Lowe's first as I think they have a better selection and service. Hope you share photos of new gazebo when finished. I've always wanted one.

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    1. I'll show you my next blog. Unfortunately we have to wait until later. We're still getting one Carol.

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  3. I hope you will get a nice gazebo from a place with good service and with fair price. I pity the actor who forgot the rose! Cute baby who farted! Lol!

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    1. I think we will get the gazebo from Lowe's in Windsor. See ya Nancy.

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    1. So Peg, you are a badass. I like that. So is my wife Mary Lou and I love her for that.

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  5. Well I hope you get your Gazebo soon Pauleo without all the trouble and that your basement gets done soon too it gets very tiring worrying about these things doesn't it

    Do you know when I fart the look on my face is full pride Pauleo 👍

    Have a passwindtastic safe week 👍😷😷😷

    PS: I added you as usual 👍

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    1. The painter just walk in and the rest of the problems are being worked upon. We will be getting the gazebo soon and the shed. There will be two guys coming in to put the two things up. It will cost me some money but oh well, that's life.

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