Mr. Cruiser's Notes: February 2022

Friday, February 25, 2022

Spring, Oops, It Snowed Last Night.

Good morning everyone. I say the same thing just about every time. I better start changing it.

I have to tell you that my grandson, Cole and his hockey team won their tournament.

There he is, number 9, Renaud, Congratulations guys.

These young men worked so darn hard to achieve what they wanted, the winners at the Hospice Tournament.

Here is Cole Renaud, my grandson.

Here is Cole between me and my wife. As you can see, we are pretty proud of him

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I'm really ready for Spring.

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How can you tell the difference between Spring rolls and Summer rolls?

" By their seasoning "

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Spring is here.

" I got so excited that I wet my plants. "

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

" Add Spring water. "

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Cruisin Paul

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Monday, February 21, 2022

The Sun Is Out. Why Is It So COLD?

Good morning friends. It's been a very interesting weekend. First I went to watch my grandson Cole play hockey. He was in a tournament. He was great and he scored a goal and assisted another one. The next day he scored 3 goals. His number is number 9, just like the great Gordie Howe. Maybe Cole will be another Gordie Howe. I was so proud of him.

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The other interesting thing was about a new cruise ship called " Wonder of the Seas " It came in around 6:30 last night in Fort Laudaudale.

This ship can have over 6900 people onboard. This is to many for me. The largest I've been on was 3200 people and that was large for me.

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Two Minnesota hunters travelled south to Iowa, one winter, to hunt deer.

After tracking a big stag for miles they finally get it in their sites and take it down.

As they struggled dragging the dead animal across the snowy, open fields, back to their pickup, they were stopped by a DNR officer and he asked to see their hunting licenses and stamps.

Assured that all was in order the officer wished them a good day, but offered some advice, "If you boys would pull from the front legs, instead of the back legs, the animal will glide easier the with the grain of the fur in the snow, instead of against the fur.

The hunters thanked the officer and took his advice.

After about an hour of pulling the deer, the first hunter says to the other. "That officer was a nice guy, and this deer is easier to pull."

The second hunter replies, " Yeah, he wasn't all that smart, we're getting further away from the truck. "

( Stupid )

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Windows & winter !!!!

During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”. Husband replied to pour some warm water on them. After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now” !

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Two kids were outside during winter throwing snowballs at each other,

The snow women found it funny,
The snowmen? Not so much.

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Did you hear about the big winter storm in New York?

It got so cold that bankers were walking around with their hands in their own pockets.

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Cruisin Paul

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Spring Might Be Coming Sooner.

A very good morning everyone. Spring must be coming because one day it's cold and the other day it's going to in the 50's with rain. Once the snow is gone and it gets warmer we have to begin planning our yard. Buying small bushes, the white stones, a small tree in the back and a birdbath in the front. Believe it or not, I'm excited for that.

April 1st I plan on taking my Camero out of the garage, make an appointment to have an oil change and check all the tires.

Finally, I'm getting out of this house. We have been invited to go over to our friend Ron's home. I'm excited for that.

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I wanted to start my blog in away to get all of you started. Anyone for tea?

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water....... spring, get it.

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Where do flowers go when they get pollinated to early in the spring?

Plant parenthood.

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Two blondes are driving to Miami for Spring break.

On a long boring stretch of the highway, they start complaining about how long it's taking to get there and the driver asks " What do you think is further away, Florida or the moon? " The passenger replies " Oh my God, you give blondes such a bad name. I can't believe how stupid you are,

" you can't even see Florida from here. "

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Sunday, February 13, 2022

The Day Before Valentine.

Good morning everyone. There are two things that I would like to discuss with you this morning. The first is an unhappy one. Our friend Peg & her husband Rick have lost their lovely dog, Izzy. When I lost my Bruno years ago I cried for a long time and even now I still remember him so my friends, it hurts . To Peg & Rick, here's my condolence.

The other thing was, I'd mentioned the last blog about suddenly knowing about new member of my family. This is so exciting. This man, Francesco Antonio DiNunzio has been living in my town for years, he's a relative on mother's side, my grandmother side. Francesco and I have been talking and I'm so excited to meet him soon. I asked him if I could take a photo of him and he said yes. Here's a photo of him & his wife.

I'm surprised that my parents, & grandparents did say anything about Francesco but I know him now. Him & I will soon meet.

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Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I hope that all of you around have something for your loved ones. I have my card already done for tomorrow.

I've been married with Mary Lou for 47 years and I know that I've probably annoyed her many times but my love is there everyday.

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Did you hear about the guy selling hearts on the black market?

Yeah.... he ended up getting cardiac arrested.

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A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."

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A woman was standing in a crowded elevator of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidently elbowed her in her breast,

The man said, " I'm sorry! But if your heart is a soft as your tit, you'll forgive me. "

So the woman replies, " If your dick is a hard as your elbow, Then I'm staying in your room, 113.

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Cruisin Paul

Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Good morning everyone. Happy Valentine's to all my women blogging friends. Sorry Steveo. LOL I know it's early but last night I made my wife her card and I;m still feeling happy.

Yesterday I got a message on my facebook from a person who I didn't know but his last name I knew. I called up a friend and he told me that his grandfather and my grandmother were brother & sister. Wow, eventually we messaged back and forth and it's amazing that he lives close to me but we had never met before. I soon will show his picture once we get together.

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