Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Cold Tuesday

Good morning wonderful friends. How are you doing this cold morning? ( It might be warm where you live. ) I think yesterday was the last warm day. From here on end it will be in the 50's and further down the scale. Yesterday was a beautiful warm but windy day. I even took the Bubble Bee out and washed it. It looks so great. As far as Thanksgiving, I had a wonderful day. Our dinner was a successful day. Everyone enjoyed the food and dessert. Al & I even had some time watching the President's Cup on TV. That's golf for those that don't know about it. The Americans won the Cup but just by a couple mistakes by the Internationals.  Today, I'm not sure whats going on. We'll see later


How Well Does Coldwater Clean?

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a secluded, rural area of the USA. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather... "are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied... "those plates are as clean as cold water can get them so go on and finish your meal." That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of this plate, and a substance that looked like dried egg yolks... so he asked again... "are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says... "I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore I'm getting tired of all this questioning!" Later that afternoon, he decided to go into a nearby town to get some descent food to eat. As he was leaving, his Grandfather's dog lay across the doorway to the outside and it started to growl and would not let him pass... "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out. Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, Grandfather shouted, "COLDWATER, GET OUT OF THE WAY." 

Paying Bills

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.


 The Carnival Breeze will be our cruise ship for our cruise this year. It will be our third time on the Breeze. Personally, I love this ship, well until I go on to the new Carnival Vista. 


That's it for now. Do you realize that Christmas is just around the corner and that means after that a month later will be my cruise. Alright. Have a wonderful day everyone.

                                                                             " SEE YA "


  1. Great jokes, Paul, thank you so much for sharing them! It is chilly and rainy here in Montreal today. Yesterday was like a summer day, warm and sunny, unbelievable! I hope your week is great, dear friend. :)

  2. It's still warm here. The air conditioner is still on. It will get cold here eventually, but not as cold as where you are.

    Loved all the jokes and those cats were hilarious.

    Yes, your cruise is getting closer and closer. Did you get a flight yet?

    Have a fabulous day my friend and I'm glad your thanksgiving was great. ☺

  3. Over here even with the rain, the haze is still around but at least the index is not that high. The jokes are funny and the cats are cute!

  4. Love the Coldwater story and the cat photos.

    It's getting colder here in Michigan, too.

  5. It's getting cold here the wind is making it even worse arrrghhh!

    Good to hear your looking after your Bumble Bee heheh!

    LOL @ the jokes that last photo is beautiful :-)

    Have a stingingtastic day Paul and sorry I am a bit late getting around :-)

  6. Oh, look at those cute kitties!

    Big hugs from chilly nawth jawjah, honey...

  7. Love the line about Grandpa, and thanks for visitng my blog!


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