Good morning all of you exciting friends. Yes, I'm feeling well this cold and expected rainy day. I went golfing with Gerry yesterday and did we have an enjoyble day I even did well since I haven't been out that often this year. Well Canada is now in control with another party after the election. The Conservatives were in control for over 10 years but after Monday, the Liberals literally destroyed them and that gives the Liberals in a majority in the house, they will be running our country. Our new Prime Minister is Justin Trudeau and many years ago when I was young, his father Pierre E. Trudea was Canada's Prime Minister. Deju vu. Well we're just going to see what he can do for us. Did I mention to say, he is 42 years old. Wow!
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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!
Death: It's your time. give me your hand
Blonde: No! I know that if I don't touch you then I'll never die!
Death: Holy crap! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five!
Blonde: *high fives*
Death: Typical blonde..
This is a true story of a poor dizzy blond flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic,calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help Me! Please Help Me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position!"
She says, "I'm 5'4 and I 'm in the front seat."
(pause)
"O.K." says the voice in the radio.......
"Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven........"
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Well it's starting to rain. I might as well go get another coffee and watch some TV. Enjoy your day where ever you're at my friends.
I'm glad you got to play golf one last time. I think it's about time to put the bumblebee away for the winter too or did you already do that. I'll take that rain if you don't want it. It's a clear blue sky here.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the blonde jokes. Too funny.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
Yes Sandee, I was very happy to have had one more chance to play golf. I will put Bumble Bee sometime in the middle of December or when we have our first snow. Thanks my good friend.
DeleteCruisin Paul
Love your blonde jokes... yes, I'm a brunette ;)
ReplyDeleteStay dry.
Blonde, brunette, redhead or bald, I love all women. Remember, my wife is a woman and a bald. Ha,ha,ha. See ya cube.
DeleteCruisin Paul
I love the jokes and photos, Paul! As far as Justin Trudeau goes, I am very happy for him and I am sure his father is smiling down at him and very proud, too! I am looking forward to see what he can do for us, and I like his attitude and outlook about leading not with fear but working together in unity! This is the way it should be, not division and hate, but kindness and togetherness. :) I love rainy days. Enjoy! :)
ReplyDeleteI remember Justin's father as our Prime Minister. I thought he was a good man and I'm looking forward to see what his son can do us. See ya Linda.
DeleteCruisin Paul
I've been hearing about Trudeo winning on the news. The liberals here hope that's a good sign for our coming election so the coverage has been good. I remember his father.
ReplyDeleteThe poor blondes. LOL Love both of those jokes. And the photo of the cat in front of the German shepherds....those are some well trained dogs!
Thanks for enjoying my blondes. I love blondes. Of course my wife is a lovely, caring and energetic and blonde. See ya Jean.
DeleteCruisin Paul
It's been the same here Paul cold and raining all day arrrghh!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the funnies and that cat's head in the bowl heheh!
Have a fantabulosa evening Paul :-)
Arrrghh is right. I think we're finished with good weather until spring. See ya my friend. See ya.
DeleteCruisin Paul
Great jokes! Golf more!!!
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...
Really funny blonde jokes! Please send some of the rain over to wash away the haze over here.....
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