Sunday, October 4, 2015

Very Gray Sunday

Well I had a very happy birthday with my family especially my grandchildren. I received some great gifts even though I told everyone that they didn't need to give me any gifts ( but I was greatful for receiving them. My daughter AmyLynn knowing that I enjoyed a cup of coffee gave me a card from McDonald's with a big amount of money to get cups of coffee. My other daughter ( and her family ) gave me a card for Devonshire to buy whatever I wanted and I know exactly what I want to get. My friends Al & Meilin gave me a beautiful plant that even had hot red peppers as a part of the plant and later I can grow it in the garden. The best gift was a made gift that Emily created for me. It said " Why You Are the Best Grandpa " and it had 5 little pages that stated why I was the best grandpa. I will take that one for ever.. So, I enjoyed my birthday except the fact I gained two pounds. I guess I going to work hard this week coming to lose three. Ha,ha,ha.


Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next Sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!" "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

 Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."



                                                The Old Fort protecting San Juan, PR.

I have to go now. Have a wonderful Sunday friends and enjoy the day. I have many football games to watch.



  1. What perfect gifts, especially from the wee one. Enjoy.

    Thanks for the morning chuckles.

    Big hugs, honey...

  2. Loved the one about the little boy in church. Thanks for a laugh to start out my day. Have a good Sunday, Paul.

  3. Happy Birthday to you, Paul. That is a great joke, poor little Johnny!

  4. Looks like you had a good birthday with lots of goodies, putting on 2 pounds is allowed on special day, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

    LOL @ broken off and the skateboarding cat too

    Nice photo too of The Old Fort :-)

    Have a 2 poundlesstastic week Paul :-)

  5. What a great birthday indeed. I'm glad you had a great time.

    Loved all the jokes so I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day watching football my friend, ☺

  6. Love the jokes and photos, and the cats are great, as well as your personal photos. Enjoy your day and week, dear friend. :)


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