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Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next Sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!" "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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PAST CRUISE PHOTO
The Old Fort protecting San Juan, PR.
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I have to go now. Have a wonderful Sunday friends and enjoy the day. I have many football games to watch.
What perfect gifts, especially from the wee one. Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning chuckles.
Big hugs, honey...
Loved the one about the little boy in church. Thanks for a laugh to start out my day. Have a good Sunday, Paul.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to you, Paul. That is a great joke, poor little Johnny!
ReplyDeleteLooks like you had a good birthday with lots of goodies, putting on 2 pounds is allowed on special day, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ broken off and the skateboarding cat too
Nice photo too of The Old Fort :-)
Have a 2 poundlesstastic week Paul :-)
What a great birthday indeed. I'm glad you had a great time.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes so I linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day watching football my friend, ☺
Love the jokes and photos, and the cats are great, as well as your personal photos. Enjoy your day and week, dear friend. :)
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