Wintering Cold Weather Friday

Good morning friends. It's been a busy week around here in Amherstburg. In and out of town, dealing with all kinds of things and some of them really lovely. Yesterday Dan, my cousin & I went for our weekly luncheon break. We talk about just about everything but the most was about the Toronto Blue Jays, Canada's hope for baseball's world championship. Our warm has decided to disappear and now we're into the very cold time. Oh well, it had to happen eventually.

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A teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his 1 to 10 well
"Yes! Of course! My pop taught me...even more than 10"
"Good. What comes after three?”
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your ...dad did a good job. Now...so what comes after...lets say ten?"
"A jack

 

 

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.

He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

PAST CRUISE PHOTO

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Well that is it for today. Enjoy  your day everyone. Have another cup of coffee, I plan too. 

                                                                          " SEE YA. "