Wednesday, October 28, 2015

A Very Wet Wednesdy

Since it has been raining throughout the night and it's still raining at the moment I thought my coffee cup would have some sunshine on it for all of you. The weatherman has said that it will be raining all day long so I'm definitely won't be going out today. Tomorrow I have my flu shot. Since I taught many years ago I always had the flu shot and at least for me it helps. I've been retired 10 years, oh my God, 10 years already, I still have my flu shot. Do you take your flu shot or don't you believe in it?


                                                                           Hands Up!

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?” “Yep.” “Did they chop your firewood?” “Yep.” “Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”

 A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." "Well, then we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar." "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm too drunk to do that."

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks. The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart ass when he's drunk." The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"



               We just left the mainland of St Maarten on the water taxi. There is my cruise ship.


                                                                         Chef Paolo

                                      Well that's it for today. Enjoy your day everyone. 
                                                                            SEE YA!



  1. We get our flu shots every years. We've been getting them since we had the flu in the late 90s. It was awful. We've not had the flu since.

    Loved all the jokes.

    It's been raining here too. We are most grateful.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  2. Love the list of excuses from the drunk guy.

    I get a flu shot every year and don't understand those who don't. The older we get the more important they are because we don't recover as quickly, if at all.

  3. Yes I have my flu jab yearly I had mine 2 weeks ago :-)

    Well we have had not bad weather the last 2 days which is most unusual believe me it won't last LOL

    LOL @ the jokes and that poor pussy heheh!

    Have a cookingtastic day Chef Paolo :-)

  4. I like doing housework and just relaxing on rainy days! It is very rainy here, too, Paul, and quite windy as well. :)

  5. Ha ha Paul, your jokes are funny! I like the "Hands up" kitty pic.


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