Thursday, February 19, 2015

Very Cold Thursday

Yes, it's very cold around here and the weathermen are stating that this weekend  we'll be receiving a lot of snow. At least we're not Boston. Those poor people. What is going to happen when it starts thawing? 
Yes, I went to Costco and the bill was, well I will only say that thank God my wife paid for it. The entire afternoon was putting meat, chicken & fish in little containers and placing them in the freezer. I was so tired after that. The only thing that I did last night was playing some pool with Mary Lou. 
 Today is my lunch time with my cousin Dan. We always go to McDonald.


Thursday's Funnies

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.
The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."


Past Cruise Photo

              Mary Lou is with here friend, Senor Frog outside a restaurant in San Juan, PR
                Same location was this small car for Senor Frog in San Juan, PR


That's it for now. I now have to do something for my wife. She asked me to help her with the computer and when she asks me for assistance, I do so because she always helps me when I need help and that is usaully often. Have a wonderful Thursday. See ya.


1 comment:

  1. Wow, it's cold where you live. Very cold. I wouldn't like that one bit.

    Love the jokes. I always do and sometimes I steal one. Not today, but maybe tomorrow.

    Love all your cruise pictures. It's so warm there. Remember? I'm sure you do.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. See you tomorrow. ☺


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