This is the type of morning I got up to, snow & fog. It's weird but as the sun came up, the fog disappeared. It was very cold last night. The weatherman said it was -5 F last night. Mary Lou & I went outside last night to shovel the snow off of the driveway. Then the rest of the evening was for us, playing some pool, and watching TV.
Today, AmyLynn has her horse riding and I have lunch with Dan.
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Friday's Funnies
It
was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost
zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car
and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while
it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered
her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait
for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get
stuck in the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough
in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they
continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard
conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprise
when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her
car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver
wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a
long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to
follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied that it
was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted but he was done
with the WalMart parking lot and was going over to K-Mart next.
Blonde Snow Joke
On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Winnipeg were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches
of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so the Snow plows can get through. "
So the good wife went out and moved her car....
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You
must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through. "
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must
park...."
Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face
she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need
to park on so the snow plows can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who
are married exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just
leave the bloody car in the garage this time."
Returning home from work, a blonde
was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned
the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9
unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the
porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all
my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!"
This last picture is telling how I feel around here. SNOW, get the H**L out of here. I'm tired of it.
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Past Cruise Photos
This is Panama City. We took a train ride from the Caribbean to the Pacific. We were on the Carnival Freedom. We had the chance of seeing some locks. Here are a couple of them.
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My friend Al just skyped me from Calgary. He was wearing his brand new cowboy hat. He's very happy. They arrived late and didn't get into their hotel until 2:00 in the morning. Meilin looks tired. Al had the opportunity to visit with a cousin he hadn't seen for over 30 years. That was very interesting but a happy time for all. He'll be skyping back later. That's it for now. Have a great day friends. See ya.
We don't have snow here, so I'm not tired of it. I would be if I lived where you do. I'm not a snow person. I don't want to shovel the driveway either. I've never had to do that either.
ReplyDeleteI stole one of your jokes. It will post on Saturday next week.
Have a fabulous day my friend and stay warm. ☺
It's rainy and chilly here, the high of only 73 today. Tomorrow is warmer though. I dislike snow with a passion. Stay warm my friend!
ReplyDeleteSmiles, Bee
xoxo