Friday, February 27, 2015

Weird Friday Morning

This is the type of morning I got up to, snow & fog. It's weird but as the sun came up, the fog disappeared. It was very cold last night. The weatherman said it was -5 F last night. Mary Lou & I went outside last night to shovel the snow off of the driveway. Then the rest of the evening was for us, playing some pool, and watching TV. 
Today, AmyLynn has her horse riding and I have lunch with Dan. 

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Friday's Funnies

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprise when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted but he was done with the WalMart parking lot and was going over to K-Mart next.


Blonde Snow Joke
On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Winnipeg were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow plows can get through. "
So the good wife went out and moved her car....
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through. "
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must
park...."
Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just
leave the bloody car in the garage this time."

   Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
    The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
    Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"


 This last picture is telling how I feel around here. SNOW, get the H**L out of here. I'm tired of it.

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Past Cruise Photos

 
This is Panama City. We took a train ride from the Caribbean to the Pacific. We were on the Carnival Freedom. We had the chance of seeing some locks. Here are a couple of them.
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My friend Al just skyped me from Calgary. He was wearing his brand new cowboy hat. He's very happy. They arrived late and didn't get into their hotel until 2:00 in the morning. Meilin looks tired. Al had the opportunity to visit with a cousin he hadn't seen for over 30 years. That was very interesting but a happy time for all. He'll be skyping back later. That's it for now. Have a great day friends. See ya.
 
 
 

2 comments:

  1. We don't have snow here, so I'm not tired of it. I would be if I lived where you do. I'm not a snow person. I don't want to shovel the driveway either. I've never had to do that either.

    I stole one of your jokes. It will post on Saturday next week.

    Have a fabulous day my friend and stay warm. ☺

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  2. It's rainy and chilly here, the high of only 73 today. Tomorrow is warmer though. I dislike snow with a passion. Stay warm my friend!

    Smiles, Bee
    xoxo

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