I guess it's the day where fools will be abound.Not me nor all of you. We aren't fools, correct? ha,ha,ha. Last night a wonderful evening. We all enjoyed an excellent Chinese dinner and after we arrived home Al & Meilin gave Mary Lou their gift and then we all received birthday cake that I baked. It was good they said. Now today Mary Lou & I have a meeting with our financial advisor. After leaving her we plan on going to Costco. Spring has really settled in Amherstburg. This morning the sun is shining brightly and the temperature could be in the low 60's. Tomorrow, wow, it should be up to 69 degrees. Wonderful!
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Wednesday's Funnies
A mom concerned about her kindergarten son's safety walking to school but not wanting to embarrass him, asked a neighbor if she would follow him but not too close for him to notice. The neighbor Mrs. Goodnest said no problem since she needed to take her toddler Marcy for a walk. The next day Mrs. Goodnest and her girl Marcy followed the boys. After a week of being followed a friend asked Timmy if he noticed the lady following them. Timmy said yes. His friend asked if he knew her. Timmy said yes, she is Shirley Goodnest and her daughter Marcy. His friend asked why was she following them. Timmy answered; well every night my mom makes me say the 23rd psalm with my prayers. In the psalm it says, "Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life" so I'll just have to get use to it.
First Day in the Kindergarten
A teacher is taking her first class of kindergarten for the year, she does the routine of asking the children their names on the first day.
"Oh thats nice" the teacher says, "And what’s your name?" She asks to another little girl.
The girl says "My name is Rose. My mummy called it me because a rose petal fell on her belly when i was in it."
"Oh
thats nice" the teacher says, she then spots a bigger, unhappy looking
boy in the corner, she asks him. "What’s you name little boy?"
He stands up and replies
" Rock ".
The Dead Frog
A
kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog. She
inquired as to whether it was alive or dead. "Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst'. He didn't move."
Looking Different
A
kindergarten teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on
the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean
them.
"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !"
Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"
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Past Cruise Photos
Carnival Liberty now docking in Bonaire.
Downtown Bonaire
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That's it for today Friends. Have a great Wednesday everyone. See ya.
I'm so happy Mary Lou had a great birthday. That's what it's all about.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes as always.
I'm thrilled that you're finally having some good weather. You've had enough cold and far too much snow.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
Thanks for bringing a chuckle to my day. I was a little wary of the second joke... Rock... ouch, but better than Piano ;)
ReplyDeleteI knew you would make her day special...so you can remain married! Haha
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...
Nice to hear her birthday went well and you all had a good time
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the funnies heheh! & the photos
Have a birtdaytastic rest of week :-)