Beautiful Lawn Monday

What a beautiful Monday morning this is. Good morning friends and I hope that you are enjoying your best cup of java?  Looking out of my window I see a beautiful green lawn. Yesterday Mary Lou after bringing Emily there and back to her birthday party, she cut the lawn and what a great job she did. I think that April finally has arrived. By the end of the week the temperatures should be around the 70's. Finally!

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Monday's Funnies

Toilet Humour

 
2 Blokes (Japanese and American) are playing golf. The Japanese guy is getting ready to tee off and suddenly starts talking to his thumb.

American bloke says: "What you doin?"

"Oh, don't worry, with Microtechnology I have a Microphone in my thumb. I was just recording a message."

The 2 men carry on golfing, but all of a sudden the American man makes a funny sound, that amazingly sounds like a fart. The Japanese man looks over at him. 'Oh,' says the American. "Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax."

A Romantic Moment?

It was Valentine’s Day. Diana was feeling romantic but her husband, Harvey, was away from home at a business conference, so she sent him a text message:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
Harvey, a typical down-to-earth, non -romantic male, replied,
 
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."

Toilet Joke...

A man walks into a toilet store and asks the manager, "Can I buy a toilet?"
The manager says, "Of course, we have three, a wooden toilet, a metal toilet, and a singing toilet."
The man replies, "I'll take the wooden toilet."
Later, another man walks in and says to the manager, "Sir, I'd like to buy a toilet."
The manager replies, we have two left: a metal toilet and a singing toilet."
The man says, "I'll take the metal toilet."
Later, another man walks in and says, "Sir, I'd like to buy a toilet."
The manager says, "Sorry but we have one left and it is a singing toilet."
The man says, "I'll take it."
Later, all three of the previous men who bought toilets are back.
The first one says, "Sir, I do not like this toilet because everytime I sit, I get splinters in my butt."
The second says, "Sir, I dont like this toilet because it makes my man parts too cold."
And the third guy says, "Yeah? Well I don't like my toilet because everytime I sit down it sings, Do You See What I See?"

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Monday's Poem

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Past Cruise Photos

                          I'm standing next to John Glenn ( not the real one ) in Grand Turk.

                          I always loved St. Thomas. There was so much to do and see.

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                            Well that's it for now except this.........................................................

                                                                       SEE YA.