Wet, Wild & Wooley Wednesday

Up & at it this morning. The weatherman was correct, it is still raining today and tomorrow is suppose to have  thunderstorms. Oh how lovely. This morning I need to go to town and buy color ink for my printer. I make my own cards and I'm down with black. There is not much going on today so we'll just move on.

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Wednesday's Funnies

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty Thieves"!!!

 

 

When Smiths went to get their son William checked in a hospital, the doctor told them, "You have a cute baby."
Mr. Smith said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."
"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."
"So what do you say to the others?" asked Mr. Smith.
The doctor said, "He looks just like you." 

 

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Past Cruise Photos

 

         The Carnival Dream docked at Cozumel, Mexico. It took us a long time from the ship  to walk into Cozumel.

 

                          My wife loves cows but this time the cow liked her while in Cozumel.

 

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Well that's it for today. One last things to say is .................................................

 

 

                                                                  See ya.