Monday, April 13, 2015

Warm Monday

Finally, a warmer day. It's suppose to be 69 degrees today. It's about time. I think that I might get outside and was the Bumble Bee.It's nice to see some green on the lawn. In no time, we'll have to cut the grass but we'll have to wait until we pick up the lawnmower from the shop. Monday is a slow day around here. The Masters was amazing yesterday. That young 20 year old Jordon Speith led all the way. It was fantastic. Good for him.



Monday's Funnies

A woman went to her doctor for a followup visit after the doctor
had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a
little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but
I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair
in places that I've never grown hair before."
The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal
side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
"On my balls."
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The veterinarian told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she could go to the store for 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drugstore and gets some Nair. At the register, the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady responds: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." The lady answers: "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."

Monday's Poem
Past Cruise Photos
   This is one of the life boats on the Carnival  Miracle. If the Titanic had one of these, more people would have lived.
                                                 They have colorful homes in Curacao.

Done for the day my friends. You make sure that you get outside and enjoy a beautiful Monday. 
                                                                      SEE YA.


  1. Great post, Paul, and your photos are gorgeous. I laughed hysterically at the cow getting her udders pierced. LOL! :)

  2. Glad you enjoyed the Masters. Many in our yacht club did too.

    Don't ride your bike for a week. That was my favorite one.

    We're still on the boat and will head home this afternoon.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. :)

  3. Fun collection today, the cow and the nair had me laughing, but my favorite was the quote about standing for something.

  4. My husband was home more often this weekend than any other weekend this year. Thank you Masters! He did chores around the house instead of playing golf because he didn't want to miss the Masters. Yay! Hubby did get me interested in the golf works and I was amazed by this youngster, Speith. Oh my, some of his shots were out of this world.

  5. It's quite warm here also I hope it keeps up glad to see you enjoyed the golf

    Had to laugh at the jokes and the baby one haha! and the cow but it puzzles me why that cow didn't get the udder ones done ...boom boom!


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