Sunday, April 26, 2015

Warmer Sunday

Good morning to you all. Yes, the sun is brilliant outside and the temperature is now rising up slowly but surely. I spoke to my friend Al and he's thinking about becoming a member at Pointe West but just to visit and eat dinner and other small things but he can't play golf. He wanted to know if I was interested and I said if I can't play golf it would be a waste of time.  Oh well.




Sunday's Funnies

The Power of Woman

There were 11 people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.
When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.

Commanded By Wife

God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.”
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”
And the man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”



Sunday's Poem


Past Cruise Photos

 Grand Turk, The Carnival Breeze ( my ship ) the other one Erodam. I think.

 Downtown San Juan, Puerto Rico


My daughter asked me what I was cooking for dinner today. She always asks me everyday. I said fish and vegetables. Her answer was " wonderful dad ". Fish it will be. Have a wonderful Sunday friends.




  1. I agree about the golf club idea. What's the point. One of the members could invite you to dinner so you could still go if you wanted.

    Loved all the jokes. I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  2. Ny gosh, those Carnival ships are huge! They must be like little cities.

  3. Thank you so much for your lovely photos, inspiration and laughter. That ship is gigantic, Paul!

  4. I could use that coffee right about now. My favorite is the 11 people on the rope.


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