Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Sunny Wednesday

It's so nice this morning. My wife just left for her walk around Pointe West. Yesterday was my yearly physical. Things went OK but I have to have some tests donejust to make sure. My foot is very sore. The bone spurs are really bothering me so tomorrow I'll be going to Physiotherapy to see if they can help. I hope so because I plan on getting out soon for golf. Last night Al & I played some pool and I was playing so well. It must have been the pain that helped me. Ha,ha,ha. 



Wednesday's Funnies

Family Joke

John was a firm believer of ‘the more the merrier’. After only 10 years of marriage he already had 8 kids. When John was forced to move because of his job he was having a very hard time finding an apartment where the landlord would be willing to rent to such a big family.
Finally after being turned down one time too many John had an idea. “Listen hear Sally” said John to his wife, “go with the six little kids to the cemetery while I go see this apartment.”
Later that day while checking out an apartment the landlord asked, “How many children do you have?” “I have 8 children,” John truthfully replied, “but 6 of them are with their Mother in the cemetery.”

Flying Joke

Larry was a photographer for the N.Y. Times, and was scheduled to meet a plane on the runway to take him on a job. “Hit it,” said Larry climbing into the first plane he saw on the runway. The pilot took off, and was soon in the air. “OK,” said Larry, “fly low over the trees over there, I want to take a few pictures.” “What do you mean?” asked the pilot. Larry looked at the pilot and answered a little annoyed, “I need to take some pictures for the N.Y. Times, so please…..”   There was a long pause, before the pilot asked in a shaky voice, “you mean you’re not my pilot instructor?”

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked,"Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too. The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said,"The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to heaven.


Wednesday's Poem


Past Cruise Photos

                          This is a new friend of mine that I met in the Cayman Islands

                This always the last photo I take as we sailing towards the main port to go home

                                         That's it for me today. One last thing though ...................................

                                                                             SEE YA.


  1. I'm glad your physical went well and tests are just what all of us do anymore. It's the cost of getting old.

    Sorry about those bone spurs. I've a gal pal that has them and they aren't fun.

    Loved all the jokes. As usual.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

    1. Yes bones spurs are a pain in the butt & they're very painful. Thank you for your interest Sandee. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

  2. Good news with your yearly medical hope the physio helps with your foot too :-)

    Had to laugh at the jokes especially the family one

    I like your photo with your new friend does he write now and again? ;-)

    Have a a fantabulosa day Paul & thanks for stopping by too :-)

    1. What I liked about my friend was that he doesn't talk that much. LOL.
      See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

  3. Ouch! Bone spurs aren't fun!

    Love your Wednesday poem. We all need to be reminded of that from time to time.

    1. I tottally agree with you Jean. These bone spurs are very painful and I'm finding walking difficult. Thanks. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

  4. I am glad to hear that your physical went well. We can never take our health for granted. I have had several health issues over the last few years, so believe me, I can empathize.

    Your photos are gorgeous, Paul, and I laughed heartily, especially at the "I am home summered." LOL! As always, an inspirational and humorous post. Thank you so much for sharing.

    1. Thanks LInda for visiting my blog. It's nice receiving comments fro blogger friends. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul


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