Good morning friends. I was taking a couple days off finishing a few personal things that I had to be done. Nothing serious, in fact some were kind of silly. Today is our BBQ with Al & Meilin. I'll be BQQing steaks, ribs & some sausages. Yum,yum & later I'm pretty sure Al & I will go down and play some pool before the evening ends.
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Knitting
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL
OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
THE
LIE DETECTOR CHAIR....
A professor had this lie detecting chair.
Whenever anybody sitting on it
would tell a lie, the chair would open up and the person would fall flat
on the ground.
So in his experimentation a young brunette came in and sat down.
The professor
asked her to tell about herself. She began, "I think I'm the most beautiful
girl in this region, and perhaps even in the whole world!", immediately after
saying that the chair opened up and she landed flat on her butt.
She stormed out, at which time a young blonde was invited in to sit.
She sat down and was invited to tell about herself.
She began, "I think...", and
suddenly the chair opened up and she fell flat on her butt!
ROAD
SIGN
A blonde was driving home after church and passed a sign that said, "CLEAN
RESTROOMS
12 MILES".
By the time she had driven twelve miles, she had cleaned
57 restrooms.
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Past Cruise Photos
Early in the morning as the Carnival Freedom approaches the pier of Cozumel, Mexico.
The Carnival Freedom is docking at Ocho Rios, Jamaica .
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I made this for my grandchildren to place on their bedroom doors. One Is Emily who is in horseback riding and the either is Cole who is the superstar in sports.
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Finally I'm done for the day, well not really. I now have to begin all the materials for the BBQ. Have an enthusiastic Friday everyone.
SEE YA!
"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.
