Saturday, August 8, 2015

Nice Saturday ( With No Sun )

Good morning friends. Though the sun's not out this morning I'm still very happy because we're having a BBQ today. Though no sun ( it's going to cloudy throughout the day ) it's going to great outside, not to hot with a little breeze. Really, a great day for a BBQ. Last night Joe, Nicole & Cole came over. One of my Gazebo bars broke in that big wind last weeks storm and Joe was able to figure out a way to fix it. He's really good with things like that, not me. I'm a geek when it comes to fixing up things involving things like metal. 



Barber Shop

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"

...and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

                                             Oh How We Love You Our Kitty Love


A little girl goes to the barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a muffin while her dad gets a haircut.

The barber smiles at her and says: "Your gonna get hair on your muffin!"

"I know" she says "I'm gonna get tits too you dirty old man!"


Past Cruise Photos

                     St Thomas, Magen Bay & Beach. Photo taken from the top of the mountain

                                                         Area around St. Thomas

                                       Another piece of my son, Michael's artistic work.

Well, I'm finished for today. During the time I was doing my post, it began to rain. The weatherman stated that there would be no rain today. He lied. Have a joyful Saturday friends.

                                                                            SEE YA.


  1. I love that cup of happiness! You have some funny barber jokes and I like the baby and the Rock a Bye Baby song. He is cute! Another great art piece by your son. Have a lovely weekend and enjoy your BBQ!

  2. I love your sons art. Wow.

    Loved all the jokes. Always do. Liked the muffin one the best.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  3. That was handy getting the gazebo bar fixed
    laughed at the jokes & that poor barber when Bill came back laughing LOL

    Your sons artwork is brilliant he is very talented

    Those photos are nice love the scenery :-)

    Have an sizzletastic day Paul enjoy the BBQ :-)

  4. Mighty talented son you have. Loved all the jokes...and the singing kitty!

    Big hugs, honey...

  5. Love all your choices today, Paul! Your son has an amazing talent! :)


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