Friday, August 21, 2015

BBQ Friday

Good morning friends. I was taking a couple days off finishing a few personal things that I had to be done. Nothing serious, in fact some were kind of silly. Today is our BBQ with Al & Meilin. I'll be BQQing steaks, ribs & some sausages. Yum,yum & later I'm pretty sure Al & I will go down and play some pool before the evening ends.



A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

A professor had this lie detecting chair.
Whenever anybody sitting on it would tell a lie, the chair would open up and the person would fall flat on the ground.  So in his experimentation a young brunette came in and sat down.
The professor asked her to tell about herself.  She began, "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in this region, and perhaps even in the whole world!", immediately after saying that the chair opened up and she landed flat on her butt. 
She stormed out, at which time a young blonde was invited in to sit.
She sat down and was invited to tell about herself.
She began, "I think...", and suddenly the chair opened up and she fell flat on her butt!

A blonde was driving home after church and passed a sign that said, "CLEAN RESTROOMS
12 MILES".
By the time she had driven twelve miles, she had cleaned 57 restrooms. 



Past Cruise Photos

           Early in the morning as the Carnival Freedom approaches the pier of Cozumel, Mexico.

                              The Carnival Freedom is docking at Ocho Rios, Jamaica .

 I made this for my grandchildren to place on their bedroom doors. One Is Emily who is in horseback riding and the either is Cole  who is the superstar in sports.


Finally I'm done for the day, well not really. I now have to begin all the materials  for the BBQ. Have an enthusiastic Friday everyone. 

                                                                            SEE YA!


  1. Your BBQ sounds like it's gonna be a sizzler....excuse the pun :-)

    Don't invite that blonde LOL

    Loved the photos especially the last one, those plaques you made for the kids bedroom doors are brilliant :-)

    Have a BBQtastic day Paolo :-)

  2. I'm coming over for the BBQ too. Sounds fabulous.

    Loved all the blonde jokes and especially the blonde cleaning all those bathrooms. Bless her heart.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  3. Paul, your barbecue sounds as if it will be fantastic!!! :) Loved all the jokes and your personal photos, too!

  4. I would love to be there for the BBQ and the company. Too many miles away. Bugger.

    I think...haha. Love the jokes.

    Big hugs, honey...

  5. The BBQ sounds fantastic!

    As a hard-of-hearing knitter I enjoyed the sweater/scarf story. LOL

  6. I love the fat cat with the balloons and the beautiful sea photos! Have an relaxing weekend!


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