Good morning friends. Sorry about not placing a blog in the last three days but I've been enjoying these last three days with my grandchildren Emily & Cole. I'm exhausted but happy, very happy and it's still not done yet. They come back tomorrow for some more excitement. Tonight Al & Meilin are visiting.
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A young banker decided to get his first
tailor-made suit. As he tried it on, he reached down to put his hands in
the pockets but to his surprise found none.
He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "You're a banker, right?" The young man answered, "Yes, I am."
"Well, whoever heard of a banker put his hand in his own pocket?"
– “How are you?”
– “Very bad. Completely ruined. I wanted to commit suicide, but I couldn’t do it.”
– “Why don’t you book yourself a contract killer?”
– “How do I do that? I went bankrupt. I have no money.”
– “Don’t worry. I will let you borrow.”
Two Bankers: One Suicidal, One Greedy
Two bankers are talking:– “How are you?”
– “Very bad. Completely ruined. I wanted to commit suicide, but I couldn’t do it.”
– “Why don’t you book yourself a contract killer?”
– “How do I do that? I went bankrupt. I have no money.”
– “Don’t worry. I will let you borrow.”
Bank Robber
“Little Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
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That's it for now. I once again won't be boing my blog tomorrow. The two beautiful, excitable grandkids will be here ready to go again and so will I.
So good to hear that you are having a good time with your grandchildren and that they will be back again to spend time with you. Happy a wonderful time with them!
ReplyDeleteHave fun with those kiddos. Thanks for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...
Glad you had fun with your grand-kids. That's one of the best reasons in the world to take a break from blogging.
ReplyDeleteI knew you would be tired, but it's a good tired. You'll rest up after they go home.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the banker jokes. Very true.
I loved Grand Turk.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
Great to know you have enjoyed the last few days even though your tired but like Sandee said it's a good tired and worth it :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the banker jokes
I like the photos those ships look absolutely huge :-)
Aww! at the last cartoons
Have a resttastic day Paul :-)
Aren't children great, Paul? The jokes are great and the inspiration as well, and I love your cruise ship photos!
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