Sunday, August 16, 2015

Beautiful Sunday Morning

Like it says, Good morning my good friends. Not much was going on Saturday except watching the PGA golf and it was exciting. It's amazing how great these golfers really are. I'll finish the golf this afternoon with hopefully the man I want to win. He's in second place as of now.



Funny Evil Mother-In-Law Gifts for Grandson’s Birthday A grandmother is at the toy store for hours trying to find the perfect gift for her grandson for his Birthday. She wanders the store for hours, finally she walks to the cash register with her find, a Super Deluxe Megaphone, a megaphone with a voice-changer and flashing lights which allows kids to yell in 10 different voices. She says to the cashier, “This is the perfect birthday gift, my grandson will love it and it will drive my Daughter-in-law crazy. She’ll hate it!” Source: Family Friend Poems

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Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter, who had red hair. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law, and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother to the widow's grown-up daughter. Who, of course, was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too. If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild. For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

Grandma's Advice

There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. The grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. Most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family. With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said; "I didn't let him disgrace the family though, when he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family!"


Past Cruise Photos

           Carnival Dream - the Atrium deck, next the Fun Shops deck and next the Photos deck.

                                                              Mahogany Bay, Roaton


                        Well that's it for today. I hope that you all have a fun and lively Sunday. 

                                                                                SEE YA.



  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I got on top of him and disgraced his family. Good one and I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous golf day and I hope the guy you want to win wins. ☺

  2. You should be golfing by now going by the time here I have been engrossed in the World Darts in Perth the last couple of nights am looking forward to the finals tonight :-)
    LOL @ the jokes that first date image is hilarious with the quote.

    Your photos are fab love the Mahogany Bay view :-)

    Have a putttastic day and enjoy the golf Paul :-)

  3. The polar bear is my favourite today, Paul, as well as God gave us friends. Hope your day is groovy. :)

  4. Disgrace his family indeed! Good one.

    Happy Sunday. Big hugs, honey...


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