Sunday, August 2, 2015

A Wonderful Sunday

Good morning everyone. It's been so great with the sun, warm weather & cool breezes. Will have to see what takes place in this new month, August. There isn't much going on today. I'll probably be watching the golf on TV today and maybe take a ride after dinner.


A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark. A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

18,000 Bricks
A man goes into this local place where bricks and cement blocks are sold, and orders 20,000 bricks.
"May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the counter.
"Yeah, it's going to be a barbecue."
"Damn! That's a lot of bricks for one barbecue,"
"Not really; you have to consider that I live on the 18th floor."

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. 'Let's have a BBQ party, Homer,' she suggested. 'Let's kill a pig.'

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. 'Gee, Ethel,' he finally answered, 'I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.'" 




Past Cruise Photos

    This yacht past by us as we left Miami to begin our cruise. Check out the name on the yacht
. " BELIEVE ". I believe that I will never have a yacht like this one.

                                          There are pirates in the Caribbean everywhere.


                          This is the RCMP Ride when they came down to Essex County.

Well, I'm done for today. I hope that you've enjoyed everything that was in my blog today. Have a beautiful Sunday my friends.

                                                                              SEE YA.

              Making my spaghetti sauce.


  1. I'm glad you're having great weather. That rocks. It's finally cooled off here too. We're happy about that.

    Loved all the jokes and I linked you to Silly Sunday as always.

    I love that yacht Believe. Yes indeed.

    Have a terrific day Paul. ☺

  2. Nice to see your weather has kept up ours is up and down more than a lift :-(

    I liked the jokes but am intrigued by the size of your pot of spaghetti sauce heheh! I bet it tastes delicious :-)

    Have a pastatastic day Paul and enjoy the golf

  3. The weather here in Montreal is drier after the rain we had, which is much better. I will see how long it holds up. Your photos are beautiful, Paul, and the inspiration is encouraging. The cat jokes had me laughing the hardest! :)

  4. Great jokes once again.

    Have a fab Sunday. Big hugs, honey...


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