Friday, August 7, 2015

A Relaxful Friday

Goooooooooooooood morning everyone. Happy, happy day is upon us. As you can see, I'm feeling really great this morning. I don't know why but I've been feeling great lately. Last night we had a wonderful dinner at Al & Meilin's home and of course as usual, Al & I had a great time playing pool. Tomorrow Mary Lou's sister Joanne and her husband Clay are coming for a visit and we are going to have a BBQ. Mary Lou has 9 siblings and we rarely get to see them all. Joanne lives in Leamington which is close to Amherstburg so get to see more times. Today Mary Lou has to take Emily for horseback riding day and then she goes to take her car in for an oil change. 



Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside  YOUR  cat."

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra long. King Size".
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted.

The Baby-Sitter

A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No."
Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"



Past Cruise Photos

                                                      Entering the pier at San Juan. PR.

                                                     A Holland America ship in St. Thomas.


Well that's it for now. I'm hoping that you'll have a tremendous warm day. Mine will be.

                                                                             SEE YA. 


  1. Dear Paul,

    I am so glad you have been feeling great, and don't try to think of why, just enjoy the moment!!! Your post today made me smile, laugh and ponder the beauty of life and the things in it. Thank you so much for your friendship and for your posts. Hugs. :)

  2. Enjoy your great feelings. We are enjoying the abatement of rain. The sun is out and we're loving it. Hope it lasts.

  3. Hi Paul, it is good to know that you are feeling great. That's a big fat cat you have there and plus all the old age jokes especially the one about having her number. A beautiful pier at San Juan.

  4. You've been on top of the world all week Paul. That rocks. Keep waking up the same every morning.

    Loved all the jokes and especially the one about the three virgins

    Have a fabulous day and weekend my friend. ☺

  5. Mom fainted! Hahaha. Glad you are doing well.

    Big hugs, honey...

  6. Glad to see your still on top of the world heheh! it's uite humid here again arrrgh!

    LOL@ the virgins joke and the rest

    Loved the photos especially the pier :-)

    Have a tanfabulous weekend Paul :-)


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