Saturday, August 15, 2015

Sun And Later Rain Saturday


Good morning everyone. Back to normal if ever normal is the norm. Yesterday completed a week with having Emily & Cole. What a great week it has been. First bowling, lunch at the park in the water park, bouncing at Sprinze, it a place that has many different areas involving trappolines and yesterday at Colasanties, a place that had many different things, 18 hole putt putt, games, arcades, a petting zoo, rides and a location for adults to buy flowers, trees and just about anything. It has been a wonderful week with these children. They have so great and respectable with us. Well of course, they are my grandchildren. LOL Yes, I'm exhausted but loved it throughout the week. Now I have a chance to sit down and watch the PGA Championship today & tomorrow.

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A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at his local zoo when along came a gust of wind which swept some dust into his eye. The guy rubbed his eyelid which sent the gorilla crazy. He bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy finally came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. The zookeeper nodded knowingly as he explained that pulling down your eyelid means "screw you" in gorilla language. Obviously this didn't make the victim feel all that compensated for what had happened so he vowed revenge.
The next day, shopping list in hand, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Placing the sausage in his pants, off he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies. Of course he knew that gorillas were natural mimics so he proceeded to put on one of the party hats. As expected, the gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on.
Next, the guy picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up the other horn, and did the same. Finally, the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.


A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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                                                                        Leaving Nassau.

                                                                               St. Maarten.

That's it for today 


11 comments:

  1. LOL! I love the cat with the Nutella face! :) It is a very hot and humid weekend here in Montreal.

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    1. It's suppose to rain but has yet to begin because it's hot here also.

      Cruisin Paul

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  2. Wow! you have had a busy week sounded like fun too for you all :-)

    Those cat pics look so cute and the jokes were funny hahaha!

    Always love the photos nice view again in the Nassau photo :-)

    Have a resttastic day Paul :-)

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    1. I can't wait until I can show you the photos on my next cruise stevebethere.

      Cruisin Paul

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  3. Hi Paul, if only we can go back to the time when innocence was natural...
    Beautiful scene of Nassau and St. Maarten. Enjoy watching the PGA Championship.

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    1. The PGA was very exciting today. I can't wait until tomorrow.

      Cruisin Paul

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  4. I'm glad you had a great time with the grand-kids. That rocks and now you can rest. That rocks too.

    Loved all the jokes and especially the gorilla one.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend my friend. ☺

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    1. Yes Sandee, it has rocked all week long and I'm bushed but smiling.

      Cruisin Paul

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  5. Wow, that was one busy week. I am sure you are ready for a nap.

    Heading to hawt S GA. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yep, it a very busy week but an enjoyable one Sandy.

      Cruisin Paul

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  6. Great thoughts indeed, and lovely photos. Greetings!

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