Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Rainy Tuesday

The sun is not present this morning because it's going to rain with storms. That's OK because the lawn is turning yellow and my flowers are dying. I feel really bad for my friends in California with all the fires. I hope rain will arrive soon for them. Today Mary Lou & AmyLynn are going to Windsor and I might go sit my the river if it doesn't rain yet. 





Gynecological Echo

A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam.

After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina."

The woman replies, "You don't have to say it twice."

The doctor says, "I didn't."

Grandparent's Funny Answering Machine

Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. Beeeeeppp ...
  1. If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
  2. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.
  3. If you want to borrow the car, press 3.
  4. If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 4.
  5. If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.
  6. If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.
  7. If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7.
  8. If you want to come to eat here, press 8.
  9. If you need money, dial 9.
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, take us to a restaurant, start talking - we are listening!

Past Cruise Photos
                                                   As we entered the bay to St. Maarten.
      After a wonderful day at St. Maarten, our ship Carnival Legend is leaving to go to Fort Lauderdale and then flying home.
                             That's it for me. Have a wonderful Tuesday my good friends.
                                                                           SEE YA'LL.


  1. The farting underwater had me in hysterics, Paul! LOL! It is still very hot and humid here in Montreal and is supposed to be like this until Friday. Sigh.

  2. Hi Paul, I like the "listen to everyone and learn from everyone" quote. Have a lovely day!

  3. LMAO at the jokes and Pet My Puppy

    Oh! that lovely coloured sea :-)

    Have a lovely time by the river Paul ..rain permitting :-)

  4. We are not affected by the fires much where we are but there are others that are. California is a huge state. I wish we could have some rain, but often our rain is filled with lightening. We don't need that.

    Loved all the jokes.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  5. Pet my puppy! Haha.

    We have had more sunshine than rain here today, and I am grateful. Life is good.

    Big hugs, honey...


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