Sunday, August 9, 2015

The Sun's Out Sunday

A very interesting morning friends. As I woke up, I heard the heavy droplets of rain on the roof. Then after I took my shower, no more rain but bright sunshine. It's just like Hawaii, rain and then sun the rest of the day. I'm feeling still great except for one thing, I'm having a problem with my weight. One week I lose, the next I gain. It's getting boring. Yesterday we had a BBQ with Joanne, Mary Lou's sister and her husband Clay. We had a very enjoyable day with them.



The guide to wife translations

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'm not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

A commercial boasted that its product could help people live 
pain-free in their golden years.
“Am I in my golden years?” my wife, 63, asked.
“Not at all,” I assured her. “But you are yellowing fast.”

Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years: “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?”
She answered, “I do.”


Key to a Happy Marriage

For those of us "of a certain age" and for you youngsters, well, these days will come soon enough!

Several days ago as I left a meeting I desperately gave myself a personal search. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.

As I scanned the car park I came to a terrifying conclusion! His theory was right. The car park was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband's mobile.

"Hello My Love," I stammered; I always call him "My Love" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a long period of silence. I thought the call had disconnected, but then I heard his voice.

He barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, please come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I can convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."

This is what they call, "a senior moment."


Past Cruise Photos

                Two photos of the Carnival Miracle arriving at Puerto Limon, Costa Rica.


Well, I'm done for the day. Hopefully, all of you will have an enjoyable Sunday. I will be watching golf and of course cooking dinner for my family.

                                                                                  SEE YA.


  1. Sorry you're having an issue with weight. It's harder and harder when we age.

    Loved all the old age jokes. I can so relate.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday again too.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  2. That happens Paul just don't give up you will get to your ideal weight eventually :-)

    Good jokes heheh!

    Liked your pic especially the huge one heheh!

    Have a tanfastic day :-)

  3. These are all great, Paul, I especially love the old age ones. :)

  4. I can so relate to some of these senior moments! Bugger.

    Big hugs, honey...


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