Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Cool Tuesday ( About Time )


Good morning cat lovers. I never thought I'd ever say that but I'm learning to care about those feline with claws. The temperature went down into the 50's last night. Does that mean fall is coming. Last night Al & Melien came over and once again Al & I had a great time beating each other at pool. Today I have to go to the pharmacy to pick my meds and a couple of coffees for my wife and myself at McDonald's.

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A young man, obviously of the upper class, was standing just outside the door of one of New York’s finest hotels, idly puffing at a cigarette, when he was approached by a man who was just as obviously of the laboring class.
The laborer said to the young man, “Hey, I’ll bet your father is rich.”
“Very rich,” said the upper-class fellow agreeably.
“And all your life, you’ve always had everything you want.”
“Just about.”
“And you’ve never done a single day’s work in your life.”
“I’m afraid that’s so.”
The laborer thought it over and said, “Well, you haven’t missed a thing.”



A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the various people mentioned in the will.
“To you, my loving wife Mary, who stood by me throughout our marriage, I leave the house and two million.
“To my daughter, Jodie, who kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business, and one million.
“And to my brother Dan who hated me, argued with me constantly, and thought that I would never mention him in my will, well you are wrong. Hi, Dan!”


A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady’s house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
“Wow!” the man said. “Can I take it for a test drive?” Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady’s house.
“Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?”
“My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money.”

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Past Cruise Photos








                                                                   Cozumal, Mexico     

                                                                     Cozumal, Mexico    
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            These are my friends Al & Meilin that visit often and Al is the friend that likes to play pool with me.

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Well that's about it for now. Have a pleasant Tuesday everyone and stay cool.

                                         
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6 comments:

  1. I'm glad to finally meet Al and Meilin. I know you love your pool games with Al.

    Loved all the jokes and I stole one too.

    Your Story Game is coming along fine. You can leave as many comments as you want you know.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

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  2. Your friends Al and Meilin look like lovely people, Paul! The jokes are great and your photos are lovely!

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  3. I love that smile on the cat at the top. I wish I could have one.

    Love the quote comparing life to a book.

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  4. Nice looking couple. Glad y'all have so much fun together.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  5. I love how you and your wife enjoy life. That's what it's all about.

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  6. I love how you and your wife enjoy life. That's what it's all about.

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