Sunday, May 7, 2017

Finally, Sunshine Sunday

Good morning my lovely friends. We ended up having a great deal of rain but not as much as those in Texas and Quebec. I feel so sorry for those people. 
These week I have another massage (Tuesday ), going out hitting some golf balls
( Wednesday ) and on Thursday my yearly dentist checkup.
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.  The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."


One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”. The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”. The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”? The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”.


A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’ Her husband replies, ‘Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades.’


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Well that's about it for today. Have a great day and enjoy life my good friends.


" SEE YA "

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" CRUISIN PAUL "


12 comments:

  1. You've got some good Sunday morning comics this week.

    Sounds like you've got a busy week ahead. I hope you get your golfing in. I think we'll get getting a break from all the rain.

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    1. Yes Jean, I've got a busy week and I'm hoping to hit a few balls, golf balls.

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  2. It's still cold here especially in the wind it's seems Summer will never arrive or Spring come to that LOL :-)

    LOL @ the jokes and that bloke definitely needs hearing aids haha! :-)

    Have a Tanfastic Sunday Pauleo :-)

    PS: That last pic is hilarious

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    1. It's still cold even though the sun is out. I agree with you Steveo, it seems that will be going from spring, summer and soon fall. When will the warm weather be here?

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    2. I hope your dental check up went OK yesterday Pauleo :-)

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  3. Bwahahahahahahaha. I love your jokes and cartoons. I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day, my friend. ☺

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    1. Thanks Sandee. I'm happy that you enjoyed the jokes.

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  4. Some funny stuff here. As for the dentist, I need to go too, I need three crowns. I worked it out, it is cheaper for me to go to Thailand to have my dental work done. I just don't know when I can get there.

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  5. Heeheehee! The other six shades! You never fail to make me laugh.

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    1. I thought that six shades was funny also.

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  6. Love your funny senior jokes! Cute picture of the cat and dog - Best friend forever!

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