American Thanksgiving Thursday

 

Happy Thanksgiving to Bee, Sandee & Big Ed and all my friends & relatives that are celebrating this special day in the United States

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Thanksgiving Quote

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Thanksgiving Funnies

The blonde Thanksgiving dinner

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

 

The football-playing turkey

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

 

 

"Blonde thanksgiving" joke

blonde went to a grocery store and bought a turkey. she noticed that on the side of the turkey it said "for every 10 lbs. cook for 4 hours". so she went home and cooked the turkey for 40 hours cause she weighed 100 lbs.

 

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Once again have a very Happy Thanksgiving friends. See ya.