Well after the storm last night, the temperature went down though it's still warm, just not stifling hot. Today I have to have three things done. One, my vehicle licence ( plate ) renewal ( $100 ) , two, my driver's licence renewal ( $80 ) and finally third,my photo health card re-registration ( $0 ) thank God. After all that ( that will take some time unfortunately ) I hope to have a coffee with my cousin Dan. I'm going to have to take it easy with these lunches. Last week I gained three pounds so this week I'm cutting down a lot. Tomorrow as I already stated, that will be golfing Friday morning with Brian so there won't be time to write a blog. I'll be back with my blog on Saturday. I know that you all are so upset about that. Ha,ha,ha.
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The Pearly Gates
A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates,
where she is greeted by St. Peter.
"Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating
at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls
into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions
correctly to gain entrance."
"Okay," says the blonde.
"Here's your question: name two days of the week
that begin with the letter T."
"That's easy. Today and tomorrow!"
"Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another question.
How many seconds are there in a year?"
"That's easy. Twelve!"
"Twelve?"
"January second, February second, March second -- "
"Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well.
Well, Okay. I'll give you one more chance. What's God's name?"
"That's easy. Howard!"
"Howard?"
"You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...
Polish Priest
A blonde was telling a priest a Polish joke,
when halfway through the priest interrupts her,
"Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes,
"Do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
Questions & Answers
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
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Past Cruise Photos
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That's it for today. I have to leave but before I go, have an enjoyable Thursday and keep cool, especially Sandy whose in 100 degree heat. Please be careful my friend.
You'll have a great time playing golf tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteToday it's supposed to be 104 and that's a bit cooler than yesterday. About 4 degrees. It will be better by Saturday.
Loved all the jokes and you know how I love blonde jokes.
Have a fabulous day Paul. ☺
It hasn't cooled down here yet, Paul! Your photos are so refreshing and love the jokes! :)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful skyview! Great blonde jokes!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Loved the blonde jokes! Hope you had some golfing fun. Cooler here this morning.
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...