Thursday, July 2, 2015

Beautiful Thursday

Good morning everyone. It was a very calm Canada Day for us here in the Pietrangelo household. We didn't do much. My daughter made dinner for us and later my wife & I went outside and played a game with outside darts. After that we went in and just watched some TV, I watched Big Brother. I really get a kick out of the people in the show. By the way, did you see the new show called " Zoo ". It's interesting but a little scary. I wonder if it could ever come true. We'd be in a little bit of trouble if it did. Today, I'm having lunch with my cousin Dan and after that, I'm not sure.



Two crooks were in the process of robbing a hotel when one suddenly said, "I hear sirens! Jump!"
"Are you nuts?" the other replied. "We're on the 13th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

Dumb Crook
As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand against the patrol car.

"What you want me to do that for?", the crook asked.

"Just so we can get a positive ID.", the cop replied.

"Oh, OK.", said the crook, "that's her alright. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

A male patient is
lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask.
"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young
nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body"
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir.

The man pulls off his oxygen
mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?
Past Cruise Photos
                                   Anyone want a game of chess on the Carnival Dream?
                                                Where's all the people? It's lunch time.
Finished for today friends. Whereever you are, I hope you enjoy your day. I will.


                                                                    SEE YA. 


  1. I absolutely love darts I always watch it when it's on the tv I also watch Big Brother our one is on here at the moment too it's the last 2 weeks although this year the producers have ruined it too much manipulation into getting the winner they want sad to see it getting ruined by this its been cut short this year due to poor ratings.

    LMAO @ the jokes that poor nurse :-)

    I liked the photos great views, that chess set is huge lol

    Have a chesstastic day Paul :-)

  2. I'm glad you had a great Canada Day. I think nice and calm are the way to go. You didn't have to fix dinner either. That really rocks.

    Loved all the jokes and especially the TSA joke. That's about right.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  3. I love chess, Paul...not very good at it but I do love the game. Thank you so much for sharing the inspiration, laughs and beautiful photos!

  4. Sounds like a mighty fine way to celebrate! Thanks for the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey...


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