The Best Tuesday Ever

It is so beautiful outside this morning, unbelievable. Good morning friends. The sun is brilliant in the sky, it just warm enough and there is a nice cool breeze. This is going  to be wonderful like this throughout the week. 

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Dividing Nuts

Two Boy Scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts.
When they could hold no more nuts, they started down the country road until they came upon a cemetery. The boys decided that it would be a good place to stop and rest to divide the nuts.
The two boys sat in the shade of a large oak tree and unloaded their pockets and buckets by dumping all of the nuts into a large pile. In the process, two of the nuts rolled away and settled near the road. The boys then proceeded to divide the nuts.
"One for you. One for me. One for you. One for me..."
As they were doing this, another boy passed by and happened to hear them. He looked into the cemetery, but could not see the boys, because they were obscured by the tree. He hesitated a moment and then ran back to town.
"Father! Father!" he yelled as he entered his house. "The cemetery. Come quick!"
"What's the matter?" his father asked.
"No time to explain," the boy frantically panted. "Follow me!"
The boy and his father ran up the country road and until they reached the cemetery. They stopped at the side of the road and all fell silent for a few moments. Then the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Do you hear that?" he whispered. Both people listened intently and heard the Scouts.
"One for me. One for you. One for me. One for you..."
The boy then blurted out, "The devil and the Lord are dividing the souls!"
The father was skeptical but silent... until a few moments later, as the Scouts completed dividing the nuts and one Scout said to the other, "Now, as soon as we get those two nuts down by the road, we'll have them all."

 

American Graveyard Humor - Funny Gravestones

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake,
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising. 

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.

Rest in Peace?
Iris Benbow, recently widowed, requested the epitaph 'Rest in Peace' on her husband's gravestone.
When Iris later found that he had left all his money to his mistress, she attempted to get the mason to change the carving. This proved impossible as the words had been chiselled by a stonemason and could not be changed.
'In that case,' Iris demanded, 'please add "Until We Meet Again." '

 

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Past Cruise Photos

 

                    These are elevators on the Carnival Legend located at the front of the ship.

                          You be guarenteed a beautiful sunset every time on a cruise. 
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This will be a new thing I plan on including my blog once in awhile.
The first one is one of my son Michael's art work. He's wonderful artist so I thought why not show off his work.

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Well that will be it for now. I need to go to town later on this morning I hope that you all will have a tremendous Tuesday.

                                                                             SEE YA.