Last night Al & Meilin came over and what a night. Al & I had a fantastic night playing pool. We were taking amazing shots, ones that we hadn't done before. We left after two hours happy & satisfied.
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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.
Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, "now, you can do what ever you want."
So here I am.
School jokes
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems
when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were
five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many
would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way
you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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Past Cruise Photos
We are docked in St. Thomas and out my balcony I see this unbelievable yacht.
This what I saw when we entered the bay to the pier in St. Maarten.
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This a lake freighter in the Detroit River passing by the town of Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada..
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Well my friends, I'm done for the day. If you have stopped by and read my blog, leave a comment if you could. Have a beautiful Friday.
SEE YA.
I'm so happy you had a fabulous day yesterday. That's awesome.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Feline Friday since you have some many cats today.
Loved all the jokes as always.
I love St. Thomas. When we were there they had the yacht Cake Walk there. It was most impressive too.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
you are definitely on a roll Paul! Love your blog!
ReplyDeleteGood to hear you had a good night, you said you feel like that cat this morning does that mean you was doing that dance too LOL.
ReplyDeleteHaha! @ Little Johnny :-)
Wonderful photos as ever especially the St. Maarten one
Have a dancetastic day Paul :-)
Happy Friday! Loved the cat on a roll, and you are right that yacht is amazing!
ReplyDeleteAlways great to have a fun day. - Loved the "Cat on a Roll" - Enjoyed the jokes too.
ReplyDeleteThe cat on a roll had me laughing pretty hard, Paul, and your photos and other offerings have made my day. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteHi Paul, good to hear you had a good Friday. The cat and baby is so cute! I love the photos of St.Thomas, Detroit river and St. Maarten. Thank you for all the funny jokes!
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