Sunday, July 5, 2015

Beautiful, Sunny, Warm Sunday

Goooood morning friends. Well our independence days are not in the past and we move on for new and better days ahead. Mary Lou & I have been cleaning out the trees & bushes around our lot and it looks a great deal better. The only problem is they only come and pick the mess twice a month. We use to have a place where we could take it but due to money problem, Amherstburg closed the place. Dummies. 



Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Men are like…..Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
A widow.

Why did God create man first?
Because he needed a rough working model before creating the perfect specimen of the species.

Bathtub Anxieties

A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, "Can I touch it?"
He answers, "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Blonde on Blonde

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Blonde's Appendicitis

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

Commanded By Wife

God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.”
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”
And the man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”



Past Cruise Photos

                          Approaching the pier to dock the Carnival Miracle at Aruba____________________

                          Leaving Port Everglades ( Fort Lauderdale )  on our cruise.

 I'm done for today. You are probably saying, Thank God, he writes so much. Yes, there are times when I get going, I just enjoy keep going & going. I'm sorry for that. I'll try to slow it down a little. 
Enjoy your day everyone.

                                                                            SEE YA.



  1. It was a noisy night last night Paul. Fireworks went on and one and one and our Little Bit was scared something awful. I hope they used them all and we don't have a repeat tonight.

    Loved all the jokes and I linked you to Silly Sunday again.

    Have a fabulous day Paul. ☺

    1. The fireworks over in Michigan went way past midnight. I think they must have forgotten that people need their sleep.

  2. Paul, the squirrel jokes were funny, and I love your personal photos. It is really hot and humid here in Montreal.

    1. The humidity came quickly today and we put the AC on.

  3. Hi Paul, thanks for your entertaining jokes! I like the one "Why did God create man first?" Have a wonderful week!

    1. Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog.

  4. I am not a fan of live fireworks, so I am happy that is over. Too noisy, as well as dangerous.

    That's some funny stuff posted. Thanks for the smiles.

    Happy Sunday. Big hugs, honey...

    1. I use to like then but as I said, they went on abd on way into past midnight. I agree with you Sandy.

  5. Your posts aren't too long! They are fun!

    One lady told the true story of her four sons, whom she lined up to show the difference between boys and girls when it was diaper change time for the new baby, her first daughter.

    Upon taking off the diaper, the eldest boy said, "I didn't break it off, mom! Honest I didn't! John musta did it!"

  6. It's the 5th and we're still getting fireworks on the west side of Michigan.

    Love your personal photos and squirrel jokes today.


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