Friday, July 3, 2015

Another Beautiful Friday With Sun

Isn't this a cute face?  Good morning everyone. Yesterday was a working day around our place. My wife is always working around this place. I'm very lucky man having a wife who enjoys working. Me, I don't mind it but due to physical difficulties, I find some types of work very hard to do but I try. I did try to cut down the lower branches of my large fir tree. I have finish my job today. So far it looks pretty good. Later after dinner, our friends are coming over to visit.



One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo-keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts. So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cag e next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it. At the end of the day the zoo-keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion, he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!" but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, " Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

Zoo Joke 
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they ll go?” The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

"Zookeeper and Three Boys"

There were three boys at the zoo and the zookeeper came up to them and asked for their names and what they were trying to do. The first boy said, ''My name is Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions.'' The second boy said, ''My name is Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions.'' The third boy said, ''My name is Peanuts.''


Past Cruise Photos

                                                               A beautiful sea day at the pool.

                     All Norwegian ship like the Norwegian Sun are decorated like this one

I've completed my blog for the day. I hope that you'll all enjoy your day gusto. 
                                                                                  SEE YA.


  1. I'm glad you got all your work done for now. That's always a good thing.

    Loved all the jokes. I stole one of them.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  2. I just lurrrve the happy friday face heheh!

    LMAO @ "typical Viagra overdose"

    Your cruise photos always make me smile living here I don't get to see the sea very much :-(

    Have a great weekend Paul & don't over do it :-)

  3. I'm loving that happy friday dog face... looks like my dog niece. She's a real cutie.

    Hoping both you and Mrs. P. have a safe and happy Independence Day.

  4. I am laughing at the jokes, Paul, and your photos are gorgeous. Happy Fourth to you. :)

  5. hello my friend! hope your day was lovely. mine was very nice except andre' kicked my butt big time!

    smiles, bee

  6. Get us both fired...ha...good one.

    Big hugs from soggy nawth Jawjah, honey...


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