Friday, July 3, 2015
Another Beautiful Friday With Sun
Isn't this a cute face? Good morning everyone. Yesterday was a working day around our place. My wife is always working around this place. I'm very lucky man having a wife who enjoys working. Me, I don't mind it but due to physical difficulties, I find some types of work very hard to do but I try. I did try to cut down the lower branches of my large fir tree. I have finish my job today. So far it looks pretty good. Later after dinner, our friends are coming over to visit.
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One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo-keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts. So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cag e next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it. At the end of the day the zoo-keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion, he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!" but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, " Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"
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I'm glad you got all your work done for now. That's always a good thing.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes. I stole one of them.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
I just lurrrve the happy friday face heheh!
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ "typical Viagra overdose"
Your cruise photos always make me smile living here I don't get to see the sea very much :-(
Have a great weekend Paul & don't over do it :-)
I'm loving that happy friday dog face... looks like my dog niece. She's a real cutie.
ReplyDeleteHoping both you and Mrs. P. have a safe and happy Independence Day.
I am laughing at the jokes, Paul, and your photos are gorgeous. Happy Fourth to you. :)
ReplyDeletehello my friend! hope your day was lovely. mine was very nice except andre' kicked my butt big time!
ReplyDeletesmiles, bee
xoxo
Get us both fired...ha...good one.
ReplyDeleteBig hugs from soggy nawth Jawjah, honey...