Saturday, July 25, 2015

Bright, Sunshine Saturday and Hot

 Good morning everyone. July has been wonderful for us but now we are hoping for some rain. Later in the day we are going to Cole's birthday party. It's with both families and he asked us if we could take some chocolate cupcakes and of course we said OK. Yesterday we went to see Emily ride her horse. She & few other horse riders are  advanced. Emily enjoys horse jumping and yesterday on her second jump she & her horse jumped so high that when they came down, Emily nearly jumped off her saddle but later she told me that she had full continue and that she really enjoyed doing it. She said that she would have liked to try it again but there were other children still had to show their parents what they could do. After we took them all to dinner for Chinese food.




Two elderly women, Mildred and Hazel, were out driving in a large car, barely able to see over the dashboard.
As they're driving along to the grocery store, they approach an intersection. The light is red, but Mildred just drives on through, not hesitating for a second. Bewildered, Hazel thinks to herself "I must be losing it. I could've sworn we just drove through a red light."
A few minutes later, they come up to another red light. Again, Mildred drives right on through. Hazel is alarmed, but is still not sure if she's imagining things. At the next intersection, however, Mildred drives through another red light, prompting Hazel to turn to her friend. "Mildred, are you aware that we just ran through three red lights in a row?"
Mildred replies: "You know, I noticed that too!"
Hazel, flabbergasted, stammers, "You could have gotten us both killed!"
Mildred turns to her slowly, and says, "Me?! I thought you were driving!"

Tools of the trade

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Marjorie notices something peculiar about Mabel's ear and says, '"Mabel, why on earth do you have a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel, surprised, replies, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulls it out and stares at it for a moment. Blushing, she replies, "Marj, sweetheart, thanks for letting me know. Now I think I know where to find my missing hearing aid."





Past Cruise Photos

 While I walking down the pier in St. Maarten, I also saw another yacht which even had a helicopter. Rich aren't they?

 This the way that the rich on their yachts get to dock. I watched them from my balcony when they left their yacht and they passed right by our ship to go to the dock in St. Thomas. 


Well that's it for now. I have to frost Cole's cupcakes. He informed me that he wanted chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting. I'm going to frost a couple with vanilla because his sister Emily and I like vanilla. Have a beautiful Saturday friends.

                                                                           SEE YA. 


Carnival Cruise Director and Ambassador to Carnival
                               John Heald


  1. Gracious good mornin! Loved the jokes. Love having you Canadians as our good neighbor. Carry on.

    Big hugs, honey...

  2. Hey, I feel like I could just slap on some sunscreen and bask in the positive energy from this blog! Great jokes too. I especially liked the cartoon on one of the other pages about the little boy confused by a blackboard. It reminds me of my own kids. If they saw a blackboard, they'd spend about ten minutes looking for the switch to turn it on.

  3. Great Saturday jokes. I like the "grab the coffee" picture. Have a fun-filled weekend!

  4. I'm having my coffee right now. My first cup of the morning. We're going on a road trip today so got to get around.

    Loved all the jokes as always.

    Will you save me a cupcake? I love chocolate.

    Yep, there are lots of rich people on boats. Doesn't make them happy though.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  5. And I'm drinking zero alcohol beer heheh!

    It is still humid here even though we had an almighty downpour yesterday arrrghh!, I hope you enjoy the birthday party later :-)

    LMAO @ standing on me nipples :-)

    I liked the photos Paul the lovely colour of the water :-)

    Have a cupcaketastic evening :-)

  6. Lovely photos and great jokes, Paul, and the two elderly ladies in the church made me laugh really hard! It is pretty hot and humid here in Montreal and will be for the next few days...I am trying to stay cool. Hugs. :)


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