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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy. "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction." Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!" The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an Old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
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Past Cruise Photos
This long pier is in Cozumel, Mexico.
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Well, that's it for now. I have to get outside where the weather is so wonderful
today. My friends, you also have a fantastic Thursday.
SEE YA.
Hi Paul, good to hear that you had a beautiful warm, sunny morning. Love the cowboys and Red Indians jokes. The long pier in Cozumel is a sight to behold. Here's a panda hug for you too!
ReplyDeletePaul, I love the cat image with "Share your meds." I laughed hysterically! I am so glad you are having lovely weather. It is very nice here in Montreal as well, and it was yesterday, too. No, or little, humidity, sunshine, clouds and a lovely breeze! :)
ReplyDeleteYou're getting the same weather we had on Tuesday in West Michigan. Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL.
ReplyDeleteI love the Dry Bones cartoon about the undocumented immigrants. It's been a long time since I've seen jokes with Indians in them. The Indian with his ear to the ground was funny too.
You are having some great weather this week. I'm so happy for you since you've had more rain than anything this summer. Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes as always.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
It is still humid here, this week seems to have flown passed :-(
ReplyDeleteI liked the jokes Paul ....SOS LOL heheh!
Beautiful photos again I could do with being near the sea in this weather :-)
Have a pooltastic evening Paul :-)
We had rain this morning, since a cool front is moving through. Our sun is hiding, but that was good for my walk.
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...