Saturday, July 11, 2015

Heavenly Saturday

Good morning friends. Sorry about not having a post yesterday. I had to bring my wife into the hospital to have a procedure down early in the morning. After we went to the " Lumberjack " to have breakfast and we didn't get back home until later in the afternoon. It was a beautiful day yesterday and it's going to be another fantastic day. Saturday I just going to watch my golf on TV.





Blonde Ambition

Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Blondes & Airplanes

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute."
The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.

Blondes Blow It

Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer.


An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.
''How much is this one?'' he asked.
''That one is a monkey brain, and it's $20,'' the owner explained.
''How much is that one?'' the alien asked.
"That one is a male brain, and it's $100,'' the owner replied.
''And how much is that one?'' the alien asked.
''That one is a blonde female's brain and it is $500'' the owner explained.
''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked.
The owner answered,''Well, it's hardly been used!''


Past Cruise Photos

                                                        In the middle of the Caribbean Sea.

    We arrived at the Cayman's and there was no pier therefore we had to tendered from ship to small dock. What a lousy way to go.


Well it's time to go. I hope that all of you will enjoy the day with sun and fresh air. 

                                                                               SEE YA.


  1. I'm glad your wife's procedure went well, and then you had breakfast out. Excellent.

    Loved all the jokes. I love blonde jokes.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  2. Good to hear all went well with your wife it isn't very pleasant to have done

    LMAO @ data transfer that cracked me up :-)

    Nice photos again Paul I only get to see the sea when I visit your blog heheh!

    Thanks for stopping by I have no idea how I posted those signs twice in one post haha!

    Have a great weekend :-)

  3. Hi Paul, good to hear that all is well with your wife. I like the "Blondes & Airplanes" and "Your eyes are gorgeous" and of course the last photo!

  4. These are great, Paul, and the one about the cat in heat has me laughing hysterically. :)


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