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First Date
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy."I really should ave mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. "Why aren’t we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
Three Tickets
The boyfriend said, "We’re going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I’ve gotten three tickets for the big game."
"Why do we need three ?" asked the girl.
"They’re for your Father, Mother, and kid sister." he replied with a sheepish grin.
"That’s something I have never done before," Ashley replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" Brad was amazed.
"No, silly!" she giggled. "I’ve never objected!"
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Past Cruise Photos
Looking down from our balcony while we are cruising the ocean.
When we were docked in St. Thomas, a heavy storm came upon us and of course we wet
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Well it's still raining and I have to go to Windsor. My Bumble Bee is going to wet. Oh well. Have a wonderful day where ever you are and I hope the sun is out.
SEE YA.
"Why do we need three ?" asked the girl.
"They’re for your Father, Mother, and kid sister." he replied with a sheepish grin.
Any Objections?
Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?""That’s something I have never done before," Ashley replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" Brad was amazed.
"No, silly!" she giggled. "I’ve never objected!"
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Past Cruise Photos
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Well it's still raining and I have to go to Windsor. My Bumble Bee is going to wet. Oh well. Have a wonderful day where ever you are and I hope the sun is out.
SEE YA.
Paul, it is so hot over here and I am hoping for rain. My plants are getting heat stroke and drying up. Too hot to do any proper gardening. Thank you for all the jokes but the best for me is the "Keeping your chin up" baby picture. He is so, so cute!
ReplyDeleteI still would take any rain that you don't want. I really would. Our lawn is dying because we're only allowed to water twice a week.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes. A lot.
Hubby and I have cruised on the Carnival Glory. He doesn't like the cruise ships and I don't anymore either. Not have that horrible cruise to Hawaii and back. Treated horribly. We'll just cruise on our own yacht.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
You must be having UK weather because were still having hot sunny weather which is highly unusual.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the jokes I love those photos especially that stormy one :-)
See you in 3 years LOL
Paul, we are supposed to have a very hot and humid weekend here in Montreal, I will take the rain! Hilarious jokes, and your personal photos are awesome! :)
ReplyDeleteHere in Florida we're getting per diem thundershowers usually in the afternoon. The showers are short but heavy.
ReplyDeleteLove the St. Thomas photo. It's a great shot of a beautiful place even during a storm.