January Blues.

Good morning friends. Yes, the new year has begun and a week has finished. You know, I wonder what is ahead for us? Next week I go for another massage with Mary Ann. Every time I've finished with my massage, I feel so great. This week my friend Ron plans on calling us to come over to play euchre. Next weekend we plan to watch Cole play hockey again.Other then that, we'll see what's ahead of us.

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 How many Seconds are in a year?

                                 12

Jan. 2ns, Feb 2nd, Mar. 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, Aug. 2nd, Sept. 2nd, Oct. 2nd, Nov. 2nd & Dec. 2nd.

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A father and his teenage son is walking through the pharmacy.

As they walk past the condom rack, the son notices they come in different packs. A pack of 3, a pack of 6, and a pack of 12.

"Dad, why are condoms sold in packs like that? Like, what's the 3-pack for?"

"Well Son, the different packs are for different men. The 3-pack is for college boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."

"I see, what about the 6-pack?"

"That one is for young   bachelors. Twice on a Friday, twice on a Saturday, and twice on a Sunday."

The boy's eyes widened as he asked, "And what about the 12-pack?"

 

" The 12 pack is for  married men. One for January, one for February, one for March and for one for each of the rest of the months.  "

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                                 True Love

The Amish

An Amish woman and her 18 year old daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold
blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are
freezing cold." The mother replied, " Put your hands between your legs"
the body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend said,  My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said,
 Put them between my legs, they'll warm up." Next day the boyfriend is
driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said " Put it between my legs it will warm up."
He did and his nose warmed up. The next day the boyfriend is driving
again with the daughter and he said, " My penis is frozen solid. "

The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother and
she says to her mother," Have you ever heard of a penis?" Mother says
"Sure why do you ask?" The daughter says," Well, they just make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!

 

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Cruisin Paul