It's So Hot Outside.

Good morning my friends. It's been awhile but I'm back. I just came back from Sarnia seeing a specialist for my eyes.I have glaucoma and I have to come back in June to have laser on both of my eyes. I guess the eyes should drain a liquid and my left eye is is blocked as he told me. What ever that is. A problem I had staying in the Comfort Inn. I informed them when I called for a reservation I informed them that I needed a special room that has for a wheelchair problems. I was told no problem sir. We get there the first room had a tub. The second room the bathroom was so small you'd have to climb over the toilet to go to the shower and the third one the shower had NO bars. Even my wife had a problem taking a shower without a problem falling. Basically there were no rooms for people who have person  problems. I thought today Inns had rooms for us people.There were so many problems these rooms had you'd have to ask to built these rooms. Frustrations.

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The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

 

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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?".

 

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 Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, a caring wife, a loving wife, a sexy wife, and an adjusting & cooperative wife. Unfortunately, the law only allows a man ONE wife.

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Cruisin Paul