Wow, what a fantastic day it was watching Cole playing hockey. Hello friends. I sat there so amazed at Cole with his hockey abilities. His team won 12 to 5 and Cole himself scored 4 goals and assisted 3 of goals. He could have scored more goal. He hit the goal post twice . What a great day.
Yesterday was Earth Day. We as people had better start doing better about our earth or it will gone.
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If you don't know what to talk abouton a first date try mentioning Global Warming.
It's a huge icebreaker.
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What do you call a house warming party for an Inuit?
Eviction.
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day, when the daughter said, "My hands are freezing cold!" The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold!"
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up."
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up."
He did and warmed his nose.
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when they defrost, don't they?!"
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold!"
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up."
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up."
He did and warmed his nose.
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when they defrost, don't they?!"
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Cruisin Paul
Well done to Cole and his team 👍
ReplyDeleteI liked the funnies Pauleo and hope your doing ok, it's still cold here too it's like it's going on forever lol
Have a hockeytastic week Pauleo 👍
Thanks Steveo. Yes Cole was fantastic. Today it's raining but that's OK. My lawn needs it.
ReplyDeletewell done Cole!
ReplyDeleteThanks Carol. I tell him that you said it.
ReplyDeletehahahaha Your joke & funnies are to funny!!! Thanks for sharing & have a nice day!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that you enjoyed the funnies Dolly.
DeleteI'm so far behind on reading blogs because of so many things, but i had to catch up with yours. Congratulations to Cole and i hope you are having a fabulous week.
ReplyDeleteOh thank you Mimi for thinking about me. I only really have 5 bloggers that I go to every day and you are one of them especially about our friend Carl. I just love the guy.
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